You guys should leave me a random letter of the alphabet in my inbox and I’ll reply with a funny an interesting word that starts with that letter.
My mom is the only one who follows my porn blog.
So I got mad that I had to take a shower so I like frustratedly slammed my hands down on the keys and then I felt bad so I pet the keyboard.
Ew. I have to get in the shower and stop wasting my life on this damn website.
when i get to the bottom i got back to the top of the slide
a day in the life of Paul.
One time 2 minutes ago I seriously considered making this an all text post all the time blog and just posting about hot boys aka Ringo Starr elsewhere.
99% of the reasons I don’t go outside is because I don’t want to have to put on clothes. *looks down at the lack of pants*
Don’t you hate it when you see hot girls and you’re all bubbly inside but not the good cutesy bubbly the annoyed because they’re better looking than you.
A moment of me whispering my goodbyes to the two people who unfollowed me because my text posts are too hardcore. If you can’t handle the heat, move somewhere else.
“Don’t go to work pukey.”
“I’m leaving for work.”
It’s a miracle.
She’s cured.
*ur dumb*
Do boys care if you paint your nails or is that more of a do it because you want to thing?
Dammit. So I have to go to school at 10.
