what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”